Wednesday Whatevers and Daily Dirt...

Wednesday Whatevers

February 18, 2003

1. How did you find out about the facts of life?

~ I don't think there was one thing that taught me about the facts of life...instead a mixture of being taught by parents, teachers and mentors...and life experiences...some of my own, some from others.

2. What, other than love, makes the world go round?

~ Money.

3. What is your favorite shape?

~ Hmmm. I've never thought about a favorite shape... I would say...a cone/funnel shape. B/C I like the idea of focus it suggests. Starting big and narrowing towards the end....


Daily Dirt
Public exposure… (part II)
Wednesday, February 18, 2004

1. Do you talk to your friends while you're doing it?

~ Hahaha. Um, no. If I gotta do #1, then I'll put them on hold...or mute...or something. But I'd have to feel super comfortable to just pee on the phone while talking to you. The only person I've ever felt that comfortable with was my ex-fiance. And even then, I'd run some water to offset the loud toilet effects. lol And I have never done a #2 on the phone. Just isn't happening...sorry.

2. Do you talk to your friends while they're doing it?

~ Oh yeah do they ever!! I am like...the ONE to call if you wanna talk and excrete bodily fluids! (lol) I have an ex boyfriend that calls me to this day when he has to go...and he's married! (lol) The relationship we had was a weird one...but he wouldn't use it unless I was physically there ...IN the bathroom with him (for #2). Now that he's married he has to call me instead. My cousin is like that too. She calls me and talks to me when she uses the restroom. She says it soothes her... hahaha. Go figure. I know really interesting ppl. :)


3. Would you rather go alone?

~ YES. Very much so!! I need my concentration and peace!! :)

4. What's the most embarassing thing ever happened to you in there?

~Ahhh.... falling in the toilet in the wee hours of the morning when spending the night with a significant other... who NEVER lets the seat down. (lol) Hey, I've learned my lesson. I look now!


5. Invent/Design your very own imaginary/dream toilet...

~ one with a soft cushiony back like a pillow so that I can rest on it without it being super cold and hard. one with a leg rest so I can prop up and chill if i just feel like sitting there for a while...which i do. black with gold accessories...ahhh what a beau.