I haven't updated this site in a while. Mainly because I've been busy at work AND becuase I've been so busy writing about my life and other personal issues in my "personal blog". Either way, I feel bad for letting this one go.... so I figure I'll do a daily dirt today. I wasn't really feelin the one from today, but since I've missed so many, I picked one from earlier this month.
Daily Dirt
No one's around...
1. When nobody's watching, what do you do?
~ good question. hmmm... at work, i do alot of stretchin and i often scratch my head...i also try to dance in my little officle (cubicle/office)and pretend like i was stretching if someone walks by and catches me. lol
at home... I like to be naked. I don't like clothes so any opportunnity I get... I go for it. I must admit...sometimes I talk to myself. My aunt always says "talking to yourself is fine...you only have a problem when you answer back." lol. I agree.
2. When you're in the lift alone, what do you do?
~huh? *scratching my head and looking very confused.* I'm not sure what a "lift" is and when I'm ever alone there. So i'll move on.
3. You're in a busy supermarket and you feel like farting, what do you do?
~ I look around, fart, then hurry to another part of the store. lol.. Ewwww... i'm so nasty. In the words of Shrek, "better out than in, eh." ;)
4. You're wearing leather pants out on a date and you accidentally trip and rip your pants, what do you do?
~ Um... this kinda has happened to me before. *looking embarrassed* The difference was that I didn't have on leather. BUT my pants were so friggin tight that when I fell they split right down my butt! Man, I was SSSOOOOOOOOOO embarrassed. And my date laughed so hard tears came out. He still reminds me about that to this day. I think we were on our 2nd or 3rd date. And I'll never forget it. We went to play "miniature golf" one fall night on a whim after dinner and I had on these tight brown pants that flared out at the bottom. They weren't stretchy, but they looked like they were painted on. lol. Well at one of the courses, he hit his ball and it went into some bushes, so being the nice helpful young lady I am.... I started helping him look for it. Well I thought I saw it so I bent down to pick it up... but it rolled even more... so I got up and tried to take a few steps back so I can go around the bush and get it from the other side. Well when I did, I didn't notice this small log behind me and I tripped backwards and landed on the concrete on my butt with my legs up in the air and all you could hear is my pants ripping. As you can imagine... i had to hear that story for 4 years (that's how long we were together). Ugh... not my best moment. Sooooo to answer the question... um I turned red.. (well maybe not but i felt like i was red)... hit my date for laughing and tied his top shirt around my pants until we got to the car and I went home.
5. While taking a shower, what's the silliest thing you've done in there?
Hmmmmm... i dunno. I've done interesting things in the shower...but I wouldn't necessarily call them silly. I don't think I've done that many silly things in the shower.
Daily Dirt
No one's around...
1. When nobody's watching, what do you do?
~ good question. hmmm... at work, i do alot of stretchin and i often scratch my head...i also try to dance in my little officle (cubicle/office)and pretend like i was stretching if someone walks by and catches me. lol
at home... I like to be naked. I don't like clothes so any opportunnity I get... I go for it. I must admit...sometimes I talk to myself. My aunt always says "talking to yourself is fine...you only have a problem when you answer back." lol. I agree.
2. When you're in the lift alone, what do you do?
~huh? *scratching my head and looking very confused.* I'm not sure what a "lift" is and when I'm ever alone there. So i'll move on.
3. You're in a busy supermarket and you feel like farting, what do you do?
~ I look around, fart, then hurry to another part of the store. lol.. Ewwww... i'm so nasty. In the words of Shrek, "better out than in, eh." ;)
4. You're wearing leather pants out on a date and you accidentally trip and rip your pants, what do you do?
~ Um... this kinda has happened to me before. *looking embarrassed* The difference was that I didn't have on leather. BUT my pants were so friggin tight that when I fell they split right down my butt! Man, I was SSSOOOOOOOOOO embarrassed. And my date laughed so hard tears came out. He still reminds me about that to this day. I think we were on our 2nd or 3rd date. And I'll never forget it. We went to play "miniature golf" one fall night on a whim after dinner and I had on these tight brown pants that flared out at the bottom. They weren't stretchy, but they looked like they were painted on. lol. Well at one of the courses, he hit his ball and it went into some bushes, so being the nice helpful young lady I am.... I started helping him look for it. Well I thought I saw it so I bent down to pick it up... but it rolled even more... so I got up and tried to take a few steps back so I can go around the bush and get it from the other side. Well when I did, I didn't notice this small log behind me and I tripped backwards and landed on the concrete on my butt with my legs up in the air and all you could hear is my pants ripping. As you can imagine... i had to hear that story for 4 years (that's how long we were together). Ugh... not my best moment. Sooooo to answer the question... um I turned red.. (well maybe not but i felt like i was red)... hit my date for laughing and tied his top shirt around my pants until we got to the car and I went home.
5. While taking a shower, what's the silliest thing you've done in there?
Hmmmmm... i dunno. I've done interesting things in the shower...but I wouldn't necessarily call them silly. I don't think I've done that many silly things in the shower.
God spoke to Sway at 3:01 PM
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